I believe the funniest bit for me in the Simpsons is from the episode 'Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood', (the one where they sing Springfield, Springfield). In this episode Bart comes back from one of his 'wiener patrols' to find Homer sitting in a chair. Homer remarks, "How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees? And build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs? Huh? [His chair collapses] D'oh! Stupid poetic justice". Pure genius.

You talked about the episode 'Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood', this is also one of my favorites. My favorite part is when Homer states whats on the TV doesn't have to be perfect. He does this while sitting on the couch behind Bart and Lisa. In the background through the window you see another Homer mowing the lawn. I love it.

My favourite quote has to be from the episode when Homer is the "Internet King". Too start with Homer tries to sound knowledgeable. "Welcome to the Internet my friend, how can I help you?" The Comic book guy then goes off in his monologue. "I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 Kilo Baud Internet connection to a 1.5 Mega bit fibre-optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethanet LAN configuration?" Homer being totally stunned to silence asks, "Can I have some money now?" I laughed all day at that one!

Another one of my favourites is in the 'Lisa the Vegetarian' when Bart approaches the Toddlerville Trolley. A green elf says, "You must be shorter than this to ride." Bart limbos under the elf's arm and boards a train car. He laughs evilly, "So long, suck --" when his face hits the tunnel opening and pushes the tunnel along, uprooting poles and trees until the tunnel and train hit Paul Bunyan's statue. Paul Bunyan falls over and his axe chops Mother Goose's head off. All the children on the train cheer. This is a good example of unpredictability of the Simpsons. You have no idea of what will happen next in the wacky adventures of the Simpsons! Aye Carumba!